More aptitudes of the Zodiac

[esrabalamir]

im a taurus

yes, they are great
the friendships are very important for tham

yeah by the way " i dont trust zodicas no no i was change my mind i trust zodiacs" ...lol
(this small example is charesteristic of pisces cuz they got "double" characters )

[beachguy in thongs]

Totally, I am confuddled

Running 100 yards and then, still having enough energy to slide into the ground, like a baseball player.

[beachguy in thongs]

Ermontito and LonerStoner, your life ambition is to be where the action is. Your ultimate pleasure is eavesdropping, and your traumatic past-life experience was that you were bored, once.

esra and King Kong B., you're traumatic past-life experience was that you were forced to hunt for food. Your possible profession could be a mystic, martyr, or a healer. You regard yourselves as a figment of your own imagination.

Robert, you are not photogenic and your parents should have named you, instead of Robert, Escoffier or Bacchus. Your ultimate pleasure is scratching itches when no one else is looking.

DaM Spam. Can't you think of something else?

[king kong bong]

esra and King Kong B., you're traumatic past-life experience was that you were forced to hunt for food. Your possible profession could be a mystic, martyr, or a healer. You regard yourselves as a figment of your own imagination.

ha where did you get this from?.it sounds accurate though.

[beachguy in thongs]

It's from a book called Zodicat Speaks: Discover Your Cat's Astrological Signature.

Proving my theory that Humans are no more complex than Felines.

[ermitonto]

It isn't the arrangement of the stars, it's the gravitational pull of the moon on your body water when you are born.

Then why are there 12 different kinds of gravity-pulling in a year? Shouldn't it cycle every 28 days if it's based on the Moon? The astrological signs are clearly determined by the position of the Sun. I am a "Gemini" because the Sun was in the direction of the constellation Gemini at my birth.

Besides, the gravitational effects of far-away heavenly bodies are much less compared to the gravitational pull of nearby objects. In fact, the gravitational pull of the Earth itself varies from place to place more than it does from the pull of heavenly bodies. So why don't astrologers study the arrangement of objects around the baby at birth, or where on Earth the baby was born? And why should the gravitational pull on me at birth have anything to do with the events of my life, and if gravity really can effect things that much, why was I only susceptible to its effects at birth?

[beachguy in thongs]

That too, the Sun is a greater gravitational force than the Moon. Zoological signs are a combination of the distance, gravity, and arrangement of the Sun, Moon, and stars. It must be that certain traits are dictated by your Sign, because these, all, our good descriptions of Us, and on the relationships compatibility chart, my union with every astrological sign has hit the nail right on the button. Or hit the head on the nail. Or Nile. Ride the Nile. Or at least, the Congo Bongo River Rapids at DisneyWorld.

[ermitonto]

I haven't seen a single astrological prediction of anything in my life that couldn't be attributed to chance. All I see are vague general statements that could apply to a great many people, even people I know not to be the same sign as me.

And even though the Sun has more gravitational pull than other heavenly body, it doesn't even compare to the gravitational effect of my being at 42° latitude rather than at the equator. By that logic, people at the equator should have much different astrological effects than me, because gravity is weaker there.

And what the heck does this "body water" you speak of have to do with my life today? How does it alter my personality? I want to see some science here.

[ermitonto]

For example, let's take my horoscope for today from horoscope.com. It says:

Be careful -- things are not as they appear. Protect your financial investments. You may be taken advantage of by someone you least expect. You may be confused about a relationship you are involved in.

Things aren't as they appear? See what I mean about them liking to use very vague pieces of advice that could apply to, well, just about everybody? But even so, there are glaring inaccuracies, such as the following:
1) I don't have any financial investments to protect. I'm flat broke.
2) I doubt I'll be taken advantage of by anybody, since my plan is to stay in my room all day. But I'll get back to you at the end of the day about that one.
3) I'm not involved in any relationships. I don't have a girlfriend and never have. I don't even have any friends around here.

And here's my horoscope from Yahoo! Astrology:

The thoughts you've had don't mean what you think they do -- don't act on them yet.

Overview:
You're so proficient at center stage that you often find yourself burned from the spotlight when all you were really after was a nice, healthy glow. The fans are assembling. Better load up on whatever type of sunscreen seems appropriate.

The thoughts I have don't mean what I think they mean? What the hell is that supposed to mean? I honestly don't know. I think what I mean to think. That's what thinking is for.

And what is this spotlight they're talking about? In reality, I've been kind of depressed that nobody is paying any attention to me. There are no fans assembling. I'm actually pretty damn lonely.

If these things were real, I think we would be surprised at how all these different astrologers would be zeroing in on the same advice every day for the different signs. But as you can see, different astrologers come up with wildly different predictions.

[ermitonto]

I just thought of another refutation of the idea that the Sun's gravity affects your personality at birth depending on what time of year you were born. I was born at 1:07 a.m., but if I was born at 1:07 p.m. the Sun's gravity would be pulling on me in exactly the opposite direction, which should, if the theory is correct, completely change all my horoscopes. Astrologers should really be taking into account what time of day you were born, since that has more effect on which way the Sun's gravity is pulling than any other factor.