Aries- Find the Shortest Distance between points. (Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!)

Taurus- Drinking an entire pitcher of Beer, drop by drop, from a 2-ounce cup.

Gemini- The hundred-yard dash, turning into a skid.

Cancer- Walking directly across your path several times a day.

Leo- Working hard to achieve their goals- a Leo paces the room like a lion at the zoo, giving that precise impression of cruel and unjust imprisonment (if someone's heartless enough to ignore this behavior, they'll simply dart through their legs when they open the door).

Virgo- Bringing little goodies home. Their unltimate pleasure is smelling your breath (Yumm).

Libra- Inventing ever-more-devious ways to get your attention. Their karmic downfall is resorting to ultimatums.

Scorpio- Will unnerve you with silent, intense gazes. Their life's ambition is to find a soul mate.

Sagittarius- Always bring stangers home for dinner. Their highest expression of Love is holding hands.

Capricorn- Will fool you without you ever knowing it.Their possible profession is a politician.

Aquarius- Make definitive statements, but only with good reason. Their favorite pastime is Observing while unobserved.

Pisces- They have no life ambition, their pet-peeve is missing a nap, they take ultimate pleasure in dozing off, they're moment of truth is waking up, they like to chase shadows, but they can totally identify with a Loved One.

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beachguy in thongs Reviewed by beachguy in thongs on . More aptitudes of the Zodiac Aries- Find the Shortest Distance between points. (Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!) Taurus- Drinking an entire pitcher of Beer, drop by drop, from a 2-ounce cup. Gemini- The hundred-yard dash, turning into a skid. Cancer- Walking directly across your path several times a day. Leo- Working hard to achieve their goals- a Leo paces the room like a lion at the zoo, giving that precise impression of cruel and unjust imprisonment (if someone's heartless enough to ignore this behavior, they'll Rating: 5