All Hail King Abacuss

[robert42]

Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS:

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boar...Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao

and

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Rest...Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO

i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on!

also i read today that this is the funniest joke in the world it was voted funniest joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

I Think its pretty pants imo,

Now i need your help im changing my signature what should i have?

You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I can't watch TV for four minutes
without thinking I have five serious diseases.
Like: ,"Do you ever wake up tired in the morning",,
Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time I don't even know what the commercial is,
people running in fields or flying kites
or swimming in the ocean.
I'm like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that,
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.

OR

We've been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity. They say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like we'll be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
How'd you get through it grandpa??
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.?

what one do your prefer?

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 10-26-2005. All Hail King Abacuss Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS: http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boardroom_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao and http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Restaurant_R_Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on! Rating: 5

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

LOL i love the videos Rob and the joke is good!!

I like the first of the 2 sig. options!

LOL on the 2nd vid when she got done in and just rolled off the table haha

[STDzRus]

AWESOME!

Oscar material.

I think you should choose the 1st of the two too.

[Ammie]

Here are two FUCKING FUNNY VIDEOS:

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Boar...Full_Frame.mpg <--lmfao

and

http://www.homefrontcalgary.com/Rest...Full_Frame.mpg <--- OMFG LMAO

i know i know they do have real meaning BUT COME ON what was the producer tokin' on!

also i read today that this is the funniest joke in the world it was voted funniest joke:

OMG!! I swear I would have loved to be the women in either one of those vids. I would have judo chopped those asses they just dont make women like they used to :S

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

LMAO!!! now thats funny

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

OMG!! I swear I would have loved to be the women in either one of those vids. I would have judo chopped those asses they just dont make women like they used to :S





LMAO!!! now thats funny

Roughian! lol

Yeah, i could be in an advert/commercial like that.. easy money, even if i did have to play a lady

[STDzRus]

hahahaha

[Ammie]

Roughian! lol

thats me :thumbsup:




no really im harmless and sweet as can be!





just ask around im sure everyone will say the same. Huh guys

[robert42]

Lol shes harmless i can vouch for her (for $50)

another quality link is: http://www.unknowngeek.com/files/salmon.php great advert

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

thats me :thumbsup:




no really im harmless and sweet as can be!





just ask around im sure everyone will say the same. Huh guys

I should be able to ask anybody if you're anywhere and everywhere (or something to that effect)

LOL Rob, good pic and video

[Ammie]

Lol shes harmless i can vouch for her (for $50)

LMAO Rob, I think I love you