Some of ya'll didn't think I'd do it.. but here it is, my 3,500th post, (woo)

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

Why did you point a gun at me?

You should make a bong out of guns.

Instead of the government having you trade your gun for toys, you should trade your guns for bongs.

Yeah, i want a new piece.. only got a cheap pipe as my room used to get searched and i didn't wanna lose something expensive