You might know who I am, Carl, I was on the Geraldo Rivera show, the end of Conan O'Brien, and you might have seen me in a leather jacket, with another "winter" jacket underneath that, on the sidewalk during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, in NYC.

I can't remember my other TV appearances, but I've, also, headlined my hometown newspaper and had my picture on the front page, twice, and regularly throughout the sports section.

You don't know me.

CTB