these are really crap and i don't generally use them as i don't hang around with the same people anymore so theres no point in having in jokes if theres only 1 person who's in on it:

kippered (kippers= smoked fish- smoked) "lets get kippered"

prince naseem (as in the boxer prince naseem hammed= hammered) "i'm gonna get totally prince naseem tonight"

told u they were lame but everyone thought they were really funny at the time. must have been the drugs.......