Quote Originally Posted by ilikerabbits
i got real stoned and went to the pub, i was singing on the way.

arrived at pub and drunk untill i couldnt walk, then crawled home.

later than night i had sexual intercourse with my hand.

twas my saturday. pwned.


how about you ?

That's a proper night right thurr!

I didn't do much, drank beer, smoked bud here, no one was going out