I think that all the planets are god's testicles and we are his little sperm. Which is why we all die.

And all the people who go to "heaven" are the good sperm who actually make it.

If there really is a heaven I bet you there are less people there than thought.

Funny how when a hardcore gangbanger dies, when ANYBODY dies, they always have a priest and they say he's going to heaven.

The Church is a sellout.

God is going to hurricane their asses.