How To Prove The Existence Of God

[STDzRus]

I think that all the planets are god's testicles and we are his little sperm. Which is why we all die.

And all the people who go to "heaven" are the good sperm who actually make it.

If there really is a heaven I bet you there are less people there than thought.

Funny how when a hardcore gangbanger dies, when ANYBODY dies, they always have a priest and they say he's going to heaven.

The Church is a sellout.

God is going to hurricane their asses.

[Joel]

I think that all the planets are god's testicles and we are his little sperm. Which is why we all die.

And all the people who go to "heaven" are the good sperm who actually make it.

If there really is a heaven I bet you there are less people there than thought.

Funny how when a hardcore gangbanger dies, when ANYBODY dies, they always have a priest and they say he's going to heaven.

The Church is a sellout.

God is going to hurricane their asses.

HAHA That last part is especially great.

Anyways, I myself do not believe in god, there is no physical evidence of his existance, only mental.

Having a mental vision of god in your head can be caused by many things of hallucination.

Some religions apparently fast to have visions of there god, but when you go without food for 5-6 days, you start to hullicinate, not have a fucking vision, wake up you fucking muslims!

[slipknotpsycho]

there is no mental evidence of him either....and actually the only real mental evidence that can be is something that proves something to one's self....because until we make a machine that can display people's thoughts for everyone to see, someone can be speaking to you from their mind, and you wouldn't really know if it was evidence, or a fictional story....

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea and muslims aren't the only one's that fast...my *psychotic* father does it very often as well, and he's christian (or so he thinks)

[beachguy in thongs]

Some Catholics fast during Lent. The only evidence I have is that God was with me when a station-wagon dented my driver's door, went through my clutch, and into my seat.

I have two more, one of chicken wings in the driver's seat, can't find those until I tear down my bookshelf.

edit: My webcam is reversed, that dent is actually on the passenger's side.

[Joel]

Im confused beachguy, you took those photos of YOUR crashed up car with your webcam??? :S.


Slipknot : That is why I do not believe in god, I only believe in what people have prooved. Christians fast because they think they have a vision of god wich they do not, the 'vision' is just a hallucination due to the lack of nutrients/foods the body requires to stay active and function correctly.

[beachguy in thongs]

Those were pictures from a digital camera, taken after the accident.

The reason why people fast is because they get drained of energy and start feeling closer to God (because they're getting light-headed).

[Joel]

Yes, they also have hallucinations, in wich they think they see god and therefore think he is real.

[beachguy in thongs]

I would fast as a way to get rid of the "evil" thing we call food. I'm against it and believe we should abandon it, altogether. Except for charred medium-rare New York strip steaks.

Not even a donut is as healthy as cannibus. Nor a turkey.

What they see is an imprint of an image left by someone else on their eyes. Kind of like a flashback. Maybe I'm wrong.

[STDzRus]

They should harvest marijuana fruits.

Marijuana Mango.