Stoner I.D.

[jahjahjahjah]

i have a hat that says authorized dealer and its funny cuz when my dealer hooks me up a qp for abouts 800 i sell 2 oz and it really helps.

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

i have a hat that says authorized dealer and its funny cuz when my dealer hooks me up a qp for abouts 800 i sell 2 oz and it really helps.

O....k mon, you buy a QP and sell 2 ounces, just because you have a hat saying you're an authorized dealer? Dodgy sounding shit if you ask me lol :dance:

[nevermind]

you say "wanna go toke up?"

and they either say

a.) "no way, i don't want to ruin my life, become an idiot, get lung cancer, and/or get arrested"

or

b.) "yeah"

...or

c.) "yah because i smoke all the time and i'm a huge stoner, dude, totally i'd bake with you but i can't now because i don't feel good." and that same guy tells everyone that you two baked together, you then know he's one of those poser-stoner-does-it-to-be-cool-fags and you just beat the shit out of him and walk away

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

you say "wanna go toke up?"

and they either say

a.) "no way, i don't want to ruin my life, become an idiot, get lung cancer, and/or get arrested"

or

b.) "yeah"

...or

c.) "yah because i smoke all the time and i'm a huge stoner, dude, totally i'd bake with you but i can't now because i don't feel good." and that same guy tells everyone that you two baked together, you then know he's one of those poser-stoner-does-it-to-be-cool-fags and you just beat the shit out of him and walk away

I'd go with b. as i like cannabis lol

:rasta: smoke tha ganja!

[rastabill89]

i hate poser stoners

[GanjaASD847]

I own a NORML shirt & on my binder I have a sticker that says "HELLO, I'm NORML."

[SomeGuy]

I wear hemp shoes

are you talking about those awesom Adidas with the rasta colors...I think those would be a good id to other stoners...
here they are
http://www.journeys.com/catalog_deta...letic&id=27727
As Im a cheap bastard I probaly wont be getting those though...

[Cacophony]

I think he means that he wears shoes made from the hemp material.

[STDzRus]

The Stoner I.D. - Needed for the Stoner Club -

Requirements.

-have some bud.


How to recognize

- smells like buds
- red eyes
- laughing
- chill
- says things like "lets go get some beef jerky, ice cream, popcorn and tootsie rolls."

[FLAVAFLAV]

Haha, one time, I was smoking a J with my friends on the side of a ski-run, and all these guys were riding past, smiling. One guy even came over, and was like, "smoking the ganja!" he just started cracking up and left. It was fucking awesome, snowboarding + tunes + reef = euphoric/orgasmic