If stoners ever take over the hurricane naming system we'd start seeing things like this:

Hurricane AK-47
Hurricane Bic Lighter
Hurricane Cannabis
Hurricane Doobie
Hurricane Ever Notice How Funny The Word "Scissors" Is? Teeheehee.
Hurricane Fucked Up
Hurricane Ganja
Hurricane Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar
Hurricane I Love Bong Hits
Hurricane Joint
Hurricane Kottonmouth Kings
Hurricane Light That Shit Up
Hurricane Munchies
Hurricane Northern Lights
Hurricane Oh Shit I Am So High
Hurricane Purple Haze
Hurricane Quit Bogarting That Shit
Hurricane Roach Clip
Hurricane Stoned
Hurricane Triple-Chambered Bong
Hurricane Uhhh...I Forgot What We Were Going To Name This One
Hurricane Vaporizer
Hurricane Weed
Hurricane XXX Movies + Weed = Fun
Hurricane Yeehaw This Is The Longest Fucking Hurricane Name Ever And It's Going To Kick Your City's Ass
Hurricane Zig-Zag