first thing... the only thing that is normal is that anywhere you go, your going to find some really weird people.

1. I always bring chix hopes up to make them fall harder when i take the hotter one.
atleast i got the hot one (im such a dick)

2. Im really nice, but i think it might just be an evil way of getting what i want.
atleast im not an asshole like you... just kidding (im so ornery)

3. I always act like i kno what im talking about until im proven wrong beyond a doubt.
so? you do it to.. you dont you say... lets talk about something else

4. i am insatiable when it comes to love, sex, and maryjane
Oh well, atleast money isnt my god