Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

#1 I'm clumsy.
I'm smart as fuck

#2 I act dumb sometimes
What the fuck is wrong with that once in awhile?

#3 I'm psychologically addicted to weed
Oh well. At least I don't cheat or steal for it.

#4 I'm one lazy motherfucker.
I can spend time doing nothing now, or spend time working so I can do nothing later. I think I'll take now...

#5 I haven't much of a social life except with a few friends.
Those friends are the best I've ever had.

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 10-26-2005. Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses! Flaw #1: I'm a teenage alcoholic Excuse: My friends are bigger alcoholics, so im good Flaw #2: I spend all my money on Weed and Shrooms Excuse: I spend some of my money on food Flaw #3: I can't quit x Excuse: Im gonna quit after the next time i roll now post yours Rating: 5