hmm this could be fun.

1. i'm never gonna stop smoking weed.
atleast i'll always laugh at stupid people

2. i'm a lazy ass who don't wanna work
there's no good jobs around here (this one is actually true, but i guess it still counts as an excuse)

3. i can be a real asshole somtimes
atleast i'm not all the time

4. i have no friends
people are weird anyways

5. i'm really fucked up in the head and psychotic due to many mental illnesses
atleast i don't talk to an imaginary duck smoking a corncob pipe.

6. i'm becoming an alcoholic (this i need to explain...i don't actually like getting drunk but i've aquired quite the taste for beer and king cobra 40's)
atleast i'll never be an abusive asshole that ignores everything but booze
slipknotpsycho Reviewed by slipknotpsycho on . Point out your flaws, then give shitty excuses! Flaw #1: I'm a teenage alcoholic Excuse: My friends are bigger alcoholics, so im good Flaw #2: I spend all my money on Weed and Shrooms Excuse: I spend some of my money on food Flaw #3: I can't quit x Excuse: Im gonna quit after the next time i roll now post yours Rating: 5