#1. I don't have any friends either. And I've never had a girlfriend. Oh well, I'm graduating in less than two years anyways and moving out of the country. That's just fewer emotional attachments to this shitty place.

#2. I procrastinate on everything. But hey, I could die tomorrow. I want to have fun now, rather than risk spending my last few hours on earth doing work I could have avoided.

#3. I'm fuckin broke, and I blame the economy.

#4. I sit on my ass all the time, but there's hardly anything else to do around here.