1. I can't go without weed for longer then a week without getting depressed.
At least I'm not slitting my wrist.

2. I procrastinate until the very very last minute.
More time to do 3.

3. I spend at least 3-4 hours a day on the computer.
There is literaly nothing better to do.

4. I hate having to commit to anything.
At least I don't have to always worry.