#1 I'm clumsy.
I'm smart as fuck

#2 I act dumb sometimes
What the fuck is wrong with that once in awhile?

#3 I'm psychologically addicted to weed
Oh well. At least I don't cheat or steal for it.

#4 I'm one lazy motherfucker.
I can spend time doing nothing now, or spend time working so I can do nothing later. I think I'll take now...

#5 I haven't much of a social life except with a few friends.
Those friends are the best I've ever had.