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Do you have a pipe? When you light the bowl, put your finger over it to stop the smoking when you're done with the hit. Then blow the smoke into a spoof (20 oz bottle stuffed with dryer sheets, with holes burned into the bottom). Voila. To finish, spray Axe, then eat some breathmints, or for GOD SAKES BRUSH YOUR TEETH!

Or go outside. Or hotbox your car. Peace.