I have terrible news. =(

[NightProwler]

It's a long story. It was last Monday. I was going over to a good mate's of mine abode (that mean's home) with a sack of oregano. He was making ravioli. He always makes ravioli on Mondays, I always bring the oregano. I figured the best way to bring it was a trusty zip-lock bag, so I measured it out and sealed it up. In to my pocket it went. I cranked up my dusty blue '78 Camaro and listened to the 454 roaring out the hood. I always thought that impressed the ladies. I don't think it does but I like to pretend sometimes. Now was one of them times. I opened my glove compartment, put the herb in, shut it and locked it tighter than Fort Knox. I peeled out of my driveway and headed over to my mate's like a bat out of Hell (or maybe a banshee... a screaming one..). I pulled up to my mate's house, but something was different this time. Instead of me parking and going inside for a sit-down, I see me mate running out in his boxer's. What the fuck is this fucker doing? I'm thinking. He comes up and shakes my hand and hands me the bread he cooked Friday. He always cooks bread on Friday. I shut off my ride and open the lock box and hand him his spice. And it must've been some fine oregano, probably imported from Italy. Italy sounds like a place where they would export oregano... yep... But like I was saying, it must've been some skunky spice because it brought the pigs as fast as rats will go to carrion.

To make a longer story short, the pig saw my herb and walked up to me. He nudged my knee and I knew he wanted to know what I had.

Well, I ain't doing no time for a fucking italian spice that goes great on pasta, poultry, and fish. So that's why I had to kill'em.

..that...umm.. doesnt explain much. did you get cought with the weed? so you decided to flush the plants before the cops searched your property?

[king kong bong]

Haha yep.

haha yea you clicked on my profile..bewareofthedoubled.i was like wait,this name seems familiar.

[Caruso329]

I think I clicked on it cause you were a friend of some chick I was looking at and I thought you were a girl with double D's.. haha.

And I wasn't arrested or charged with anything, but the fucker did take my license and punched all my info into his computer, so my name is in the system and they now have probable cause to search my property. He let me off with a warning, probably going to wait, set up surveillance, and try to bust me later on a bigger deal. He did confiscate the herb, an 1/8, nothing major you would think, but any distribution charge in Georgia is a felony and a minimum of 5 years in a pound me in the ass prison, which I ain't planning on seeing the inside of.

[Seag420]

caruso, your a weedafile! killing those babies so young, damm u man!lol

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

I think I clicked on it cause you were a friend of some chick I was looking at and I thought you were a girl with double D's.. haha.

And I wasn't arrested or charged with anything, but the fucker did take my license and punched all my info into his computer, so my name is in the system and they now have probable cause to search my property. He let me off with a warning, probably going to wait, set up surveillance, and try to bust me later on a bigger deal. He did confiscate the herb, an 1/8, nothing major you would think, but any distribution charge in Georgia is a felony and a minimum of 5 years in a pound me in the ass prison, which I ain't planning on seeing the inside of.

Damn, sorry to hear this Caruso, you got off easy though.. hope you can finally grow that sweet sweet oregano again one day

[Caruso329]

One day.. somewhere.. over the rainbow.. "

[3 Sheets To The Wind]

One day.. somewhere.. over the rainbow.. "

Face/Off comes to mind, good scene towards the end that is

[seedbare]

so your "dining companion" informed the chef on you? Do you have any idea why? if you usually dine indoors and this time it was take out, he was obviously bacon'ed up no?

[Caruso329]

No my mate was not in on it, just we happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, right as the pig was driving by.

[seedbare]

yeah, what luck for the breakfast meat, I seriously doubt if you will have any warrants at your house, he kept this one for himself, or else he would have had to arrest you if he called it in and such. Id steer clear of that neighborhood for awhile.