I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend.

[CocaCola]

I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend. My uncle took a big dose of 20x and for his first time, he couldn't handle his drugs. I kept telling 'em about it and they thought it was a joke. Legal trash. So when he smoked he didn't know what to expect... I tried to warn them but they were stubborn and wouldn't listen, thinking that they have all the experience in the world. My uncle tried to fool us by freaking out as a joke... it was funny when it actually kicked in a few seconds late. His tongue hangs out his mouth and his eyes stare black towards my dad but still to the side as if he was looking at a tiny little demon on his shoulder. He calls out my dads name once, twice, and finally he no longer can form words... he is completly lost within his own world but immobile through out the entire trip. When he came back he said FUCK THAT SHIT and went to bed.


Needless to say, afterwards we all laughed are asses off. Even harder then you'd think! afterall we had to stifle our laughter through out his trip, eh?

My dad, though shocked when he first tried it, was able to handle himself extremely well. He could smoke tons and trip his ass off yet still be able to communicate normally. While me, I can speak basically but still without studdering and shit. It amazes me, his ability to control his trip... He trips alot now and hasn't had a bad trip ever. Crazy old fuck.

CocaCola Reviewed by CocaCola on 10-21-2005. I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend. I introduced my Dad and Uncle to Salvia last weekend. My uncle took a big dose of 20x and for his first time, he couldn't handle his drugs. I kept telling 'em about it and they thought it was a joke. Legal trash. So when he smoked he didn't know what to expect... I tried to warn them but they were stubborn and wouldn't listen, thinking that they have all the experience in the world. My uncle tried to fool us by freaking out as a joke... it was funny when it actually kicked in a few seconds Rating: 5

[STDzRus]

Haha that's sweet!

I introduced my boss and my co worker to Salvia.

They are definitely looking forward to it.

And I was talking to a girl at work who did it before.

It's getting big.

[CocaCola]

I know. Too big. Pretty soon, I suspect that something will be done about this "Horrible evil Marijuana alternative" soon. I believe it'll go something like this... Some guy in office will annouce that Salvia is the "new" LSD and that it is the most dangerous drug in America. And then boom, everyone suddenly finds Salvia to be exceedingly the most dangerous drug IN THE WORLD and that it will corrupt the youth and then it will be banned. Damn, that sucks!

[STDzRus]

I am going to shut up now.

I never thought about it like that.

</salvia>

[CocaCola]

Drug policies make me sad.

[bombtrack]

i agree man. i fear salvia's legal status is going to be ended soon. lots of people are starting to try it. just wait until one dood freaks out and dies from it...

[somebody someone]

fuck the DEA! tryin to illegalize everything now. next... nutmeg!

[partyguy420]

yea... i think that pakalolo is just help to express your self freely, and its ieleagle,

[theroomkeepspinnin]

1.cheap:check
2.legal:check
3.good trip:check
buy a freezer or something and buy a lot of salvia (cheap) put it in the freezer.next is its probably going to turn illegal in the next 1-3 years so you'll have a giant stock in your freezer .plus the trip due to the smoke of salvia is a really good alternative to marijuana.so buy salvia today while its cheap!!!(too bad we were too late to do that with weed)

[andruejaysin]

No one ever takes salvia seriously until they try it. I was one of those, hell, I'd dropped 20 hits of acid, shot coke, meth, herion, no fucking way a legal herb was gonna fuck with me. Yeah, right! That shit ain't no joke. It isn't all that much fun, but it is very much the real deal.