How dirty is your mind?

[Tilde]

What has no teeth, a long shaft, a plastic hat, and doesn't make a noise?



A witch...




Who can't talk...








Because she's giving fellatio to SATAN!!!!!!!!! \m/

[jolly green giant]

what goes in dry, comes out wet and can give 2 people satisfaction.






a teabag.

[Tilde]

You do know what tea-baging is, right?
When a guy gets his nuts sucked by someonme? By your description, this could still work (one testicle per girl...or guy. Whatever floats your boat)

[Kronik Bagz]

round here if someone passes out wit mouth open at a party they get a tea bag: u dip ur nuts in their mouth and take a picture. funny as hell the next day. i never don this personally cause lord knows tha last thing i need now is another felony, but my friends have.

[Kronik Bagz]

i got more, a ball-cuzzi, same consept as a jacuzzi kinda, u fill a glass wit water and put a straw in it, dip ur nuts in an let ur girl blow bubbles.

a hoodini is when ur taxin a girl from behind and when its almost time, you pull out n spit on here back, she turns aroud to ask if u came and u give her a fat load in the eye.


i know i kinda ran on the t-bag subject but i couldnt help myself. maby ill put tha rest in the sexuality forum