"dude wtf are you talkin about. i wasn't stoned yesterday. i was sotally tober man"

and this other time. my three friends were sittin on a couch. one(he was really really fucked up) started twitchinf for about 10 secs. my friend next to him starts laughing and says"omg, you just twitched on me!" then my third friend was just like" what the fuck?"