porn and jail

[Roadking]

Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...

Roadking Reviewed by Roadking on 10-21-2005. porn and jail I just saw a huge news story about how scandalous it is for prisoners in jail to access porn websites and how the warden is looking into it and they are restricting access and shit. Let those boys look at porn and jack off. Maybe it will keep the aggression and ass rapes down. </rant> Rating: 5

[somebody someone]

Right on, there lucky to be breathin!

breathing all that MARIJUANANANANANAN

[poorman3]

Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...

LOL. Roadking, brings back tears to my eyes. All 3 of em. LOL
I have been laughing man, with tears ha ha ha. Thanks man!
Oh yeah, I remember roots. I`m master...Hmm... Maybe I should just say I`m from moore co. W.V. Ha Ha. Fucking chicken george?

[Satan666]

Its just so they can keep costs down by not having to hire a jizzmop

[somebody someone]

Back in 78, I think it was, I got locked up in New Orleans during Mardi Gras....just before the cops went on strike and the National guard moved in. There were two televisions in our cell block...both tuned into Alex Haley's "Roots" every night. The showers were wide open in plain view as you walked along the block. One night, as I was walking with a fellow inmate contemplating a jail break, he stopped suddenly and pointed into the shower and said..."Jeezus...look! that guy is jerking off in there!"
The young man who was self-indulging had a page from a porn magazine stuck to the wall in front of him..an ebony sweetheart...and having heard what my companion said, turned and replied..."Yeah, ahm jerkin' off awright....this is a muthafuckin' jailhouse muthafucka...'course ahm jerkin' off."

Me...I was lucky if I could find part of a week-old newspaper to read...

i hope uve lived a fullfilled life u sure sound like u got some tales to tell!! nice one

[Roadking]

LOL. Roadking, brings back tears to my eyes. All 3 of em. LOL
I have been laughing man, with tears ha ha ha. Thanks man!
Oh yeah, I remember roots. I`m master...Hmm... Maybe I should just say I`m from moore co. W.V. Ha Ha. Fucking chicken george?

You're welcome.

I was in Wheeling about a year ago...after the river rose up over it's banks...

[Roadking]

i hope uve lived a fullfilled life u sure sound like u got some tales to tell!! nice one

It's been fun so far. Thanks...glad you liked the story. That jail was something else....oh heck, there were others...but THAT one.
Ever hear that song "Mr. Bojangles?" It was a hit on a.m. years ago. Jerry Jeff Walker wrote that song from the same Parish Jail.

[poorman3]

LOL. I`m not from W.V. I`m from here at times. ZOO! n.c. biggest one? I have been down the james river at times. Never got to see those risk takers jump from here. They do once a year! So I`m told?

[Roadking]

long ways down....

that the Smokey Mountains?

[poorman3]

Thats West Virgina man! Don`t let Nowhereman see us! He is from yonder you know? I`m futher south at this time. And shall be for 2 weeks. LOL. I`m moving again.