im 16, damn near 17 and a junior in HS. newayz ive been smoking for about a year now, and my mom smokes weed, i kno cuzz i found her bong and one time like when i was 14 i stole her stash and smoked my first weed ever. anyway, i dont think she knows i smoke weed on a regular basis. shes seen me stoned many times before, but i hide it. the gay thing is that i know shed get pissed if she knew i smoked regularly, and she smokes herself! newayz, i got a cuple of funny stories, so here they are:

1) ok, so i call up my boy jake who's a sophomore at my old school and asked if i could buy a 5 and if he'd match. he agreed so i went over there, and he showed me his homemade gravity bong made outta a bucket, a dr pepper 1 liter bottle and a bolt for the bowl. so this was my first time ever hitting a gravity bong, but not wanting 2 seem like a pussy i took one of the hugest goddamn hits ive ever taken in my life. long story short, i choked like a muthafucka. i coughed, even drooled all over his garage. i was SOOOO fuckin stoned after 2 bowls outta that thing. anyways, i went home higher than shit and my mom was like, r u stoned? i was like no, then i turned around too avoid bustiing up laughing.

2) a cuple of days ago my friend spotted me a 50 and i called my boy eric up cuzz he got a new glass bong. his brother had a sweet zong. neway, i drove so he came in my car and my other buds were already in it and eric took the bong n we drove into the city. we took phatty hits off the bong for like 2 hours just drivin and takin hits until we smoked my whole 50. i was so blazed i was driving like shit, and i turned the wrong fuckin way on a 1 way street that was like 5 lanes wide!!! i almost hit 4 cars headon, and there was even a cop! i got lucky as fuck cuzz i turned around and just drove off, the cop didnt even giva fuck. thank god, cuzz my car was hotboxed, n wen i rolled down the window he wouldve gotta good shotgun toke for himself.