HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!

[wonka911]

I remember when i got caught....i got away with so much. It all started at my friends house, i came over we got stoned on some killer kind bud...it was awesome. So them my other friend came to his house and we were havin a blast, we were all gunna go to the mall and i was stayin the night, i just bought a quarter from his mom and she said she could take us to the mall and pick us up...so i called my house and informed my mom of all this...she said ok just dont go out when you get home...i cagreed. 10 minutes later we were rolling a fat joint for at the mall and my mom called, I WAS CLEANING OUT YOUR DRAWERS...WHAT WAS IN THE PILL BOTTLE I FOUND?? allready ebing stoned, i said uhhhhhhh i dunno..."WELL WHAT WAS IT???" uhhhhhh i dunno "GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!!" So i rode home and walked into my room, she was sitting on my bed, so what was it? you know what it was mom....she said no, tell me i wanna hear you say it....i said you know what it was...well long story short she did the i cant beleive you thing and all this, i told her it was my first time ever trying it and that i got it from a kid named "Nick" (which didnt exist)....so i went to my dads the next day...he brought it all up...then he said the thing that dissapoints me most, is that you got caught. HAHA, ive allready smoked with him a bunch now...its awesome

[Dick Justice]

Back when I had 2C-I, my mom came downstairs because I had my music turned up too loud. I managed to talk her into going back to bed even though I was seeing flowers and vines growing off of her pajamas.

When she was gone, I promptly resumed rolling around on the floor, giggling.

[Kid Dynamite]

haha i fucking love the invisible friend trick

Mum : Well where the hell did you get this from?
Me : Umm...uh my friend....john...gave it to me.
Mum : Well if i meet this john boy i shall be having sharp words with him!

classic

[stoner spirit]

This is one hell of a trippy thread, hahahahahahahahahaha.