HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!

[Day Dreamin Faze]

true...yeah last year i started smokin alot ditchin school to smoke with my freinds who lived 2 blocks from school,,grades came down additude was bad and everything else was going wrong.,.,.then relized it wasnt worth getting into trouble and not being able to go out and do what i wanted to do when i wanted to do it.,.,.so i changed hte habbit and everything is well.

[RedRainDrop]

one time my mom found ashes in the sink and my moms like why does it smell like smoke and there are ashes in the sink, im like "mom i was just lighting matches, for no reason. then the nexrt night i was conversing with my dad and he kept asking me questions, after i just smoked weed and he asked me wut did u do today. i said "dad i cant think right now, im really tired ok?" hes like "sounds to me like your really stoned." after that i was up an at em. i talked for him for about an hour while i was fucked and he didnt even knoiw!

[ndhawk]

Yea, I think that luigi's mom just said the neighborhood pool because she did not want to address the real issue when the kid had friends over. She probably couldnt think of what to do.

Myself, well my parents found a bong in my car and I said I had gotten it from a friend for free who was quitting and I thought I'd try and sell it and make money. Another time they read my aim convo and then i was just completely screwed. Since then i was out in the garage/outside smoking a couple bowls and then a cigarette, and my dad came so i ran inside and when he asked i said that i had a lone cigarette that a friend gave to me so i was just smoking it. I was completely blazed and he made me talk to him for like an hour, so much bullshit.

[RedRainDrop]

Lol

[DrGonzo]

that's always the worst, when you're half an inch from getting booked, and your parents want to discuss it...completely ruins the high. Before I let high school (aboot 16 or 17 years old, I think (maybe)) I used to have an enormous mullet hairstyle...the kind that just poofs outwards and back-if it wasn't so straight, it'd be a kickass fro...ANYWAYS, it used to be big enough that I could hide shit in it, I could easily carry 1/8 and a couple doobs behind my ears, and my hair would cover it completely...one night, coming home from a pretty big session, my mother asked me if I had been smoking. At the time, I had a doobie behind each ear, and I had no idea what she was talking about...she lectured me for an hour about the dangers of cigarette addiction, how she couldn't quit, how she started young...the whole time, I was getting worse and worse, to the point where I couldn't even stand up on my own, and I had to lean on the kitchen counter. She finally let me go to bed, and I later found out that she had driven past my school much earlier that day, between periods. She had seen me standing (just standing! I hadn't started smoking cigs yet) in the smoking pit with my smoking friends, and assumed the worst.

[Lulu]

I am soooooo stoned and this thread has been completely brilliant, Thanks Guys xxxx

[maryjanemama]

DrGonzo, the whole story was funny, the part about the mullet is hysterical. lol My yearbook is full of mullets and big hair.

[RedRainDrop]

Word!

[EnjoyinAToke]

I just strait up told my dad and my stepmom that i was a stoner and i enjoyed smoking good bud every once in a while and they mainly told me as long as i do good in school and on the football field it was fine as long as i didn't smokeout my stepsisters or smoke in the house for that matter

[Jose]

One time, i was burning it in my house with one of my freinds becuase my parents had left somewhere far (Huron) and i didnt think that they would come back for about 6 hours. Well anyways we were sitting there watching cabin fever smoking about 7 bowls of CHRONIC!!! We were so stoned that we couldnt even turn to talk to each other. The movie was one of the scariest movie that we had ever seen with that stupid motha FUC Ker on fire and shit. Then all of a sudden as the little stupid scary music on the movie came on my dad or mom knocked on the door only 2 hours later . FuCk OH FUUCK my freind rick said. I got a bright idea to turn the stove on and burn a tortilla so that the smell will go away so i turned on the stove, but they were already in and the stove hot. my mom said what's that smell (while rick hides the pipe and weed slowly. My heart pounded, then like a real freind rick was he said he had to leave to go and wash his dishes at his house so he left. I turned to my mom and said the i accadentaly burned a tortilla because we were hungry. She looked at me like i was crazy she said well that doesnt smell like that its smell like u were burning something then i said oh ya, i had a leftover firecracker and i lit it but through it oiutside, then i started to stubble over the couch she said OK WHAT IT GOING ON!!!! Nothing i said, She said ok and left to her rooom. I was tripping so much that i went outside to think of what had happened. Everything was moving to much But it Felt good. NOW I WILL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN ESPESIALLY WITH RICK THAT LITTLE BITCH!!!