So he we were all of them had there shirts off except me, since I was inside. She looked at Luigi straight in his bloodshot eyes, he was VERY VERY noticeablly (sp?) stoned straight to the damn moon. She just stared sat there and stared at us. Here is the conversation:

Mother Superiour: What were you boys doing?
Luigi: Uhh... we were uhh..... just walking around. (While completley avoiding her gaze.)
MS: OH really???
MR. Orange: Yes mam we were jsut walking around...
Me: Ya except me I was a good boy and stayed here. (At this point I knew we were caught.)
MS: Yes yes you were good.
L: We were jsut going to go and walk around. Honest.
( At this point she just started staring at all of us, long and hard, it was the most intense thing ever!)
MS: Were you going to go jump into the neighboorhood pool?
(WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after several seconds of stunned silence)
Luigi, Satans Penis, Mr. Brown Pepe, and Mr. Orange all at once: UHH YEAH YEAH WE WERE!
MS: Well it is closed you guys.
( Luigi is still avoiding her look very obviously)
MS: Why wont you look at me Luigi? Hmm?
L: I just feel bad.
MS: Well you should, you could get in big trouble. You boys should not do something like that, it is very bad.
In Unison: Were sorry, we were just messing around.
MS: Yes I know but jsut dont go out of the house ok?
All of us: Yes mam sorry.


WHAT THE FUCK! IS that not the wierdest thing you have ever read? If it isnt then sorry. I hope you enjoyed it, it was quite a rush!