HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!

[Jose]

Word!

What I dont Get it???

Jose Reviewed by Jose on 07-07-2004. HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY! or at least i think it is... Here is my story.... I have been in San Francisco for the last two weeks, smoking some of the best pot ever! I got home today and as my mother was picking me up at the airport (I am 16) I got a call from my friend (We'll call him Satan's Penis). Here is a record of the telophone conversation: Satan's Penis: Hey Man, you back in town yet? Me: Ya man I just got in the car with my mom. Whats up? SP: YA dude I just got a 1/4 of some of the best shit around! Rating: 5

[RedRainDrop]

Haha hes not a real friend he abandoned you.

[IntrepidS]

I am pretty sure my mom doesn't really care that I smoke as long as it's not in the house or when my sister is around (the latter which I'll never do). I mean she knows I smoke weed, and she's seen me stoned many times, but she **never** told me not to actually smoke, she only told me not to smoke in the house. I still smoke in the house but only bong because it doesn't stink the place up. Joints I go out on my balcony or smoke in the park or with friends or wherever I may be.

The wierdest thing happened to me though on the weekend and it's really been bothering me. Me, my uncle, and my mom were all in my room when I was smoking my shisha pipe. My mom asked my uncle if he wants to try it and then he replied "is there any pot in it?", and my mom said no. Then he said that no, he doesn't wanna try it. Then I asked him "Maybe next time I should put pot in it?" and he's like "maybe you should". DAMN! I wanna know if he smokes weed or not!!

[sawleaf]

That sounds like a yes to me IntrepidS. You should've said "a little bit" and maybe he would've toked right there infront of your mom. That's would've rocked times ten!

[IntrepidS]

Well I'm for sure asking him next time I see him and if he answers positivly then I'll propose that we smoke together!

[JeffJFromKCMO]

yeah sometimes my mom starts jockin my shit and i gotta punch her in the throat as hard as i can..













































haha no just kiddin i dont do that but i have had to talk to her completely fucked and when its a surprise i just gotta wing it but if not i can plan it all out thats what i do and im damn good at lying.

[Jose]

What I dont Get it???

[Jose]

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[marinesf22]

intrepidS that would be cool to smoke with your uncle (you smoking with him i mean)... i have a 4 year old nephew right now and i know that when im older and if i catch him im going to freak him out and then be like, can i have a hit..... haha, pretty much the only thing i know i want to do after the age of 20 is freak out a bunch of guys smoking pot, i have alot to look forward to, ya, well a continuation of that story at the begining...... last night we were all at a pizza parlor and Luigi's dad walked up to us and started talking about what we are going to do for the rest of the summer. While looking straight at Luigi he said, "You boys are not going to sneak out and go swimming anymore are you?" and one of my friends started laughing. He looked dead into his eyes and says sternly, "Whats so funny?" Well it freaked out my friends and now only 1 of them will smoke, how do I get the other guys to realize that there ok? I am pretty sure his parents know, (he has two older brothers), and I think they are just going to wait until they catch us with pipe in hand. Oh well, I have my ways, I won't get caught again.

[socialtoker]

im 16, damn near 17 and a junior in HS. newayz ive been smoking for about a year now, and my mom smokes weed, i kno cuzz i found her bong and one time like when i was 14 i stole her stash and smoked my first weed ever. anyway, i dont think she knows i smoke weed on a regular basis. shes seen me stoned many times before, but i hide it. the gay thing is that i know shed get pissed if she knew i smoked regularly, and she smokes herself! newayz, i got a cuple of funny stories, so here they are:

1) ok, so i call up my boy jake who's a sophomore at my old school and asked if i could buy a 5 and if he'd match. he agreed so i went over there, and he showed me his homemade gravity bong made outta a bucket, a dr pepper 1 liter bottle and a bolt for the bowl. so this was my first time ever hitting a gravity bong, but not wanting 2 seem like a pussy i took one of the hugest goddamn hits ive ever taken in my life. long story short, i choked like a muthafucka. i coughed, even drooled all over his garage. i was SOOOO fuckin stoned after 2 bowls outta that thing. anyways, i went home higher than shit and my mom was like, r u stoned? i was like no, then i turned around too avoid bustiing up laughing.

2) a cuple of days ago my friend spotted me a 50 and i called my boy eric up cuzz he got a new glass bong. his brother had a sweet zong. neway, i drove so he came in my car and my other buds were already in it and eric took the bong n we drove into the city. we took phatty hits off the bong for like 2 hours just drivin and takin hits until we smoked my whole 50. i was so blazed i was driving like shit, and i turned the wrong fuckin way on a 1 way street that was like 5 lanes wide!!! i almost hit 4 cars headon, and there was even a cop! i got lucky as fuck cuzz i turned around and just drove off, the cop didnt even giva fuck. thank god, cuzz my car was hotboxed, n wen i rolled down the window he wouldve gotta good shotgun toke for himself.