HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY!

[marinesf22]

or at least i think it is... Here is my story....

I have been in San Francisco for the last two weeks, smoking some of the best pot ever! I got home today and as my mother was picking me up at the airport (I am 16) I got a call from my friend (We'll call him Satan's Penis). Here is a record of the telophone conversation:

Satan's Penis: Hey Man, you back in town yet?
Me: Ya man I just got in the car with my mom. Whats up?
SP: YA dude I just got a 1/4 of some of the best shit around!
( In Aside )
[/I]The volume of my cell phone was up so my mother could have
easily heard him.[/I]
Me: Oh really thats great! (CLICK)

( PART 2 TO COME SOON!) im so stoned right now!!!!!!!!!!

marinesf22 Reviewed by marinesf22 on 07-01-2004. HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS CRAZY! or at least i think it is... Here is my story.... I have been in San Francisco for the last two weeks, smoking some of the best pot ever! I got home today and as my mother was picking me up at the airport (I am 16) I got a call from my friend (We'll call him Satan's Penis). Here is a record of the telophone conversation: Satan's Penis: Hey Man, you back in town yet? Me: Ya man I just got in the car with my mom. Whats up? SP: YA dude I just got a 1/4 of some of the best shit around! Rating: 5

[marinesf22]

We got back to my house and I called Satan's Penis back. WE talked and he said that three of my other friends ( whom we shall call Mr. Orange, Mr. Brown, and Pepe) were all going over to Luigi's house. Then I called Mario and told him we were going to Luigis but that he could come. So we all got here and the pot finally showed. It was alright but coming from seeing some of the finest shit out there, it was ok. WE waited till we thought his mom had gone to bed. We went outside and started tokin. This was some gooooood shit! WE were really really stoned and I was making a gravity bong in the bathtub, they had gone out to smoke another bowl. I heard a faint call for Luigi's name and thought little of it until exactly 3.569798 seconds later I realized she was going to come down here. HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS IS IT!!! I ran to the door and opened it whispering as loud as I could and I said "Dude your mom is coming!", then from about 15.374 feet away I heard "Damn right here comes your mom!"

[marinesf22]

So he we were all of them had there shirts off except me, since I was inside. She looked at Luigi straight in his bloodshot eyes, he was VERY VERY noticeablly (sp?) stoned straight to the damn moon. She just stared sat there and stared at us. Here is the conversation:

Mother Superiour: What were you boys doing?
Luigi: Uhh... we were uhh..... just walking around. (While completley avoiding her gaze.)
MS: OH really???
MR. Orange: Yes mam we were jsut walking around...
Me: Ya except me I was a good boy and stayed here. (At this point I knew we were caught.)
MS: Yes yes you were good.
L: We were jsut going to go and walk around. Honest.
( At this point she just started staring at all of us, long and hard, it was the most intense thing ever!)
MS: Were you going to go jump into the neighboorhood pool?
(WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after several seconds of stunned silence)
Luigi, Satans Penis, Mr. Brown Pepe, and Mr. Orange all at once: UHH YEAH YEAH WE WERE!
MS: Well it is closed you guys.
( Luigi is still avoiding her look very obviously)
MS: Why wont you look at me Luigi? Hmm?
L: I just feel bad.
MS: Well you should, you could get in big trouble. You boys should not do something like that, it is very bad.
In Unison: Were sorry, we were just messing around.
MS: Yes I know but jsut dont go out of the house ok?
All of us: Yes mam sorry.


WHAT THE FUCK! IS that not the wierdest thing you have ever read? If it isnt then sorry. I hope you enjoyed it, it was quite a rush!

[w12ecked]

that was kind of weird i remember i was in my house one day ages ago when i was meant to be at school but me and my friend went to my house as we had a half oz each and we started doing bong hits after a while we put the bong hidden but i left my gear out then i heard someone come up the stairs i thought it was my sister coz she had no job then when "she" got to the top landing i put my hand on my gear and my doar opend and in walked my stepdad

[maryjanemama]

marinef22, that story was a riot...you bad boys...sometimes parent's are clueless, aren't they? You guys started trippin over nothing! Ha,ha...here's 2 of mine:
1st one
Mom: MARY!! What is that smell? (she's downstairs)

Me: It's incense, mom! (in my room, puffing)

Mom: Oh, OK, just be careful with the lighter...I don't want you to burn the house down.
2nd one
It's 3:30 AM, I am just dragging my ass home from Woodstock or Rooney Fest (I can't remember which it was). I am stoned and tripping...I feel like Alice In Wonderland, everything around me is tiny, I feel huge. I just want to be left alone and chill. Of course, my mom comes downstairs....ahhhh.

Mom: Well, did you have fun? (She looks tiny, I feel like my head is touching the ceiling.)

Mary: Yeah, it was a blast.

Mom: Did you take Jess home?

Mary: Jess? (Realize Jess is my friend who I just dropped off at his house)

Mary: Yep.

Mom: So, tell me, Mary, what those dirty hippies doing? Were they drinking beer...I bet all those dirty hippies were drinking beer. (BEER?!!!)

Mary: Some of them were.... (She looks at me sternly)

Mom: You didn't drink beer...did you Mary?!!

Mary: No, way, mom! (She smiles at me)

Mom: Oooh, I knew you didn't...you're a good girl, Mary. Good night, sweety.

[Lola]

lmfao, hahahahhahahahaha mama thats funny

[sawleaf]

This is always what I'd say to my mother. " Mom stop bothering me please, I'm stoned and you are trying to make me feel bad with your negative attitude. Would you rather I be loud and drunk, or would you rather have me nice, quiet, happy, and peaceful. I am a good son and there is nothing wrong with getting high every now and then, just like you enjoy a few glasses of wine every so often. When I am sober, you can talk to me and explain why you think marijuana is evil, but not right now because I just want to relax and have a goodnight. Thanks mom. Love you!" If you try and hide it from your parents you are acting like you are guilty of doing something wrong. And they most likely think it's wrong in the first place so you are just supporting their belief. Do you think smoking cannabis is a bad thing? If not, then stop acting like it is. If you are responsible with the rest of your life then it will be a lot easier for your parents to understand. But if you are getting into trouble a lot, doing crappy in school, and smoking cannabis excessively then you don't have any real proof that it's not all the fault of cannabis. And your parents will think it is. Kids need to get smart and everyone needs to be more open about their use of cannabis, for people to start accepting it more.

[w12ecked]

well i havnt ever told my mum i was stoned but when they found my bong-bottle connector and she asked me if i thought it was allright i said of course

[Day Dreamin Faze]

ahh ur soo wize sawleaf

[sawleaf]

ahh ur soo wize sawleaf

What? I don't think I'm wise, just honest.