No! No, no, no! That's wrong, wrong, wrong!!!! That logical explination of the origin of life is wrong!! Some dude, living somewhere just past the sky sort of, I don't really know about that either, decided one day, or something, that he would like, make the Universe.. it only took him a week, 'cause like, he could have done it in a day, but he had better things to do, or something.. but he made it look like the universe has been around for billions of years and he made it look like life evolved, instead of just appearing, ya know?

And he's wrong about that other thing that i'm not even going to bother reading because I know i'm right because people told me i'm right... human life isn't ever going to develop to anything near what he said, even though I don't know what he said, because I didn't read it, because it's rubbish, 'cause the dude who made us, he's, like, pissed, and he's gonna kill us soon. Like tomorrow. And if not tomorrow then the next day.

Go to hell, Mr Hawking! And take your liberal-fascist-socialist-communist ideas with you!