theres this arabic dude at the town pump where i live and hes such a dickhead E.G.:me and tony buy a ligher a box of condoms and a rice krispy treat and the bastard is al bitching at us in a voice that sounds just like Apu from the simpsons

ME-here you go
DICKHEAD-you are too young to be engaging in the sex
ME-youre just jealous
DICKHEAD-you just be carefull or i wont sell you these
ME-you just shut up or ill get you fired(i know the manager)
DICKHEAD-you are most disrespectfull
ME-so?
DICKHEAD-i do not appreiceate youre unkindity
ME-unkindity?
DICKHEAD-yes its a word look it up
ME-just tell me how much it is
DICKHEAD-do not be disrespectfull again!h*hands me my bag*
ME-im going to go slap a cow*flips him off*
ME