theres this arabic dude at the town pump where i live and hes such a dickhead E.G.:me and tony buy a ligher a box of condoms and a rice krispy treat and the bastard is al bitching at us in a voice that sounds just like Apu from the simpsons

ME-here you go
DICKHEAD-you are too young to be engaging in the sex
ME-youre just jealous
DICKHEAD-you just be carefull or i wont sell you these
ME-you just shut up or ill get you fired(i know the manager)
DICKHEAD-you are most disrespectfull
ME-so?
DICKHEAD-i do not appreiceate youre unkindity
ME-unkindity?
DICKHEAD-yes its a word look it up
ME-just tell me how much it is
DICKHEAD-do not be disrespectfull again!h*hands me my bag*
ME-im going to go slap a cow*flips him off*
ME
grasshopper420 Reviewed by grasshopper420 on . My friend and I have bad experiences with asian clerks.. I love quoting stupid funny things. My friend and I always seem to have trouble with asian clerks while buying munchees. He'res a few quotes (See if you can add your own): *At QFC* Check lady: Paypa o plastic? Me: Ok. Check Lady: *Wierd look* Friend: *dies* Check Lady: You want paypa plastic?? Me: What? Rating: 5