There is this Russian guy that works at the snack shop/gas station near my house and he always gives me trouble.

Me and my friend go to the shop to pick up munchies and drinks at a late hour (The store is open 24/7) and this is how it went.

Me: *Places a bag of chips, a small bottle of Canada Dry, and a single chocolate bar* (As you can see, not much munchies at all, really.)
The Russian Guy: *Stares*
Me and Friend: *Stares*
Russian: *Stares*
Me: *Places money on the table* Sir?
Russian: You guys been smoking pot?!
Me and Friend: *Stares* Me: Can we purchase these items?
Russian: *Sniffs around* It smells! (Me and my friend who had just finished a two pap are... in complete shock.)
Me: Sir, I don't know what you are talking about... can we pay for the chips and get out of your hair? Clearly, you are busy.
Russian: *Scans while staring* I know you've been smoking pot!
Me: You don't know shit.
Russian: Get out!

...

Friend: *Picks up a kit-kat bar* And this two please.

Then he got more pissed and told him to scan it himself and then my firned told him what an asshat he is then we left.

Another time I tried to buy a lighter at the shop... there was another person present at the time as well. The Russian ask me what my age was to be an asshole so I told him... he said I was underage and I couldn't buy a lighter. The other guy stood at the counter next to me in disbelief. WHO CAUSES PROBLEMS LIKE THIS? God, you'd have to be a moron. Anyways, he asks me why I need it... shit like "What is it dark outside to see?" And said yeah, it's pitch black out there. Then he leaned over and asked me "I scared you didn't I"? And I then started laughing... I just couldn't believe the nerve of that guy.