Lmao, hilarious stuff.

This was awhile back.. my friend was scared shitless the whole time. Clerk was Indian or something, though.

Me: Ay man how much is a pack of Liggets?
Clerk: -HEAVY Indian accent- You are underage how old are you?
Me: Nah I'm not gonna try to buy them. Just wanna know how much they are.
Clerk: Are you eighteen?
Me: No, how much are they.
Clerk: Well you are not eighteen you do not need to know how much they are.
Me: Some people are bitchessssssss (under my breath)
Clerk: NOT LIKE YOU!

Meanwhile my friend's lookin' like he's gonna shit his pants!!!