Lmao, hilarious stuff.

This was awhile back.. my friend was scared shitless the whole time. Clerk was Indian or something, though.

Me: Ay man how much is a pack of Liggets?
Clerk: -HEAVY Indian accent- You are underage how old are you?
Me: Nah I'm not gonna try to buy them. Just wanna know how much they are.
Clerk: Are you eighteen?
Me: No, how much are they.
Clerk: Well you are not eighteen you do not need to know how much they are.
Me: Some people are bitchessssssss (under my breath)
Clerk: NOT LIKE YOU!

Meanwhile my friend's lookin' like he's gonna shit his pants!!!
lateralus Reviewed by lateralus on . My friend and I have bad experiences with asian clerks.. I love quoting stupid funny things. My friend and I always seem to have trouble with asian clerks while buying munchees. He'res a few quotes (See if you can add your own): *At QFC* Check lady: Paypa o plastic? Me: Ok. Check Lady: *Wierd look* Friend: *dies* Check Lady: You want paypa plastic?? Me: What? Rating: 5