My friend and I have bad experiences with asian clerks..

[KoRnStaR]

well... i typed out a long ass thing here like 5 minutes ago, but my cmp crashed, so but anyways, im boy cotting the only gas station within 5 miles of me, the closest one is 10 miles away, but anyways, im boy cotting the plase becuz of one clerk

what'd they do? i work at a gasstation, just interested in hearing what htey did :rasta:

[partyguy420]

what'd they do? i work at a gasstation, just interested in hearing what htey did :rasta:

well... the one person so far has acused me of stealing a pop from the store (even thu i didnt i think they need to be stolen from) they have hella jacked up prises,the one girl has also acussed me of stealling my moms bank card, and then refuse to sell beer to my cuzian that is over 25 years old with a washington state ID, ohh, she has also called the cops on me and my friends last week cuz we were saposably drunk, and then about 1 year ago, she called the cops on my friends for under age driving.

also im not boy cotting all shell gas staions, just that one while the one worker is there

[rastabill89]

ok ok check this one out its halirous!!!


Me: hands cashier a bag of chips
Cashier that will be 1.99
Me: hands him 2.00
Cahsier:hands me back a penny and says have a nice day
Me: You too....walks out of door

[tylerkane]

buzzkill.
thanks rastabill -.-

[Ganj]

i hardly think it's funny when asians do it, that's a given, but the mexican people are the ones that sneak it on you. "welcome to yack in the box, may i take your order." "Yes, can I get a Jumbo Jack" *pshh* "ok, you wanna yumbo yack?"

[MullManiac]

me and my bro at mcdonalds.

My bro: two big macs.
Asian: *walks of to get them*
Me: you have to be polite man, say thanks.
Asain *walks back* would you like coke or orange as your drink?
My bro: Thanks!
Me: dying of laughter on the ground

[Bazooka Tooth]

i hardly think it's funny when asians do it, that's a given, but the mexican people are the ones that sneak it on you. "welcome to yack in the box, may i take your order." "Yes, can I get a Jumbo Jack" *pshh* "ok, you wanna yumbo yack?"

Gwelcom to madonnas!

[TheAtomicPunk]

Dude, those are really funny.

Rastabill, that was mean, i was expecting another hilarious punchline but nnnnnnooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

I've had some weird conversations with clerks, but none that compare with these

[lateralus]

anyways, im boy cotting the only gas station within 5 miles of me, the closest one is 10 miles away, but anyways, im boy cotting the plase becuz of one clerk

Yeah, that'll definitely shut the place down.

i hardly think it's funny when asians do it, that's a given, but the mexican people are the ones that sneak it on you. "welcome to yack in the box, may i take your order." "Yes, can I get a Jumbo Jack" *pshh* "ok, you wanna yumbo yack?"

Spoken like a George Lopez fan.

ME-here you go
DICKHEAD-you are too young to be engaging in the sex
ME-youre just jealous
DICKHEAD-you just be carefull or i wont sell you these
ME-you just shut up or ill get you fired(i know the manager)
DICKHEAD-you are most disrespectfull
ME-so?
DICKHEAD-i do not appreiceate youre unkindity
ME-unkindity?
DICKHEAD-yes its a word look it up
ME-just tell me how much it is
DICKHEAD-do not be disrespectfull again!h*hands me my bag*
ME-im going to go slap a cow*flips him off*
ME

Haha, I can just picture that shit. Forgot my I.D. the other day, and guess what? Guy refuses to sell me a lighter. "It is not our problem" in that infamous accent. The people there stare with their bloodshot eyes and talk in some language on their cell phones, and snub the fuck out of me.

[STDzRus]

I WANT SOME YACK IN THE VOX!