I love quoting stupid funny things.
My friend and I always seem to have trouble with asian clerks while buying munchees. He'res a few quotes (See if you can add your own):

*At QFC*
Check lady: Paypa o plastic?
Me: Ok.
Check Lady: *Wierd look*
Friend: *dies*
Check Lady: You want paypa plastic??
Me: What?
Friend: Do you want paper or plastic? *keeps laughing*
Me: oh, plaster.. I mean plastic.

*At Texaco*
Clerk: wa fiddy.
Me: *Stares*
Clerk: Come on, wan fiddy!
Me: *Looks at friend*
Friend: *Dies*
Me: What do you want?
Friend: You have to pay for the food..
Me: Oh, how much is it?
Clerk: Iss dolla fiddy comon you holding up da line!
Me: O, Ok *Hands him a dollar*
Friend: *Dies*
Clerk: Fiddy cent!!
Me: Oh, yeah *Pays*
Clerk: Get outta here!

*At texaco again*
*I had already purchased food, my friend was next in line.*
Clerk: Fo tirty.
Friend: *hands debit card*
Clerk: No! Fye dolla minimum!
Friend: What?
Clerk: *Hella slow and loud* FYE DOLLA MINIMUM!
Friend: Are you serious?
Clerk: yes im sers. gotta ha fye dolla buy wit debit card
Friend: *Leaves store, leaving all the candy on the counter*

*At Chinese food stand*
Girl: Um, can I get the Pork Katsu please?
Clerk: *smiles* no.
*a couple seconds pass, the girl feels akward*
Clerk: O, no mo pork.

*At Restaurant*
Waitress: What you want to drink?
Friend: Can I get a orange soda?
Waitress: K want dat wit crush ice a norma ice?
Friend: I want an orange soda.

*At the 99 cents store*
Me: *takes white t-shirt up to counter*
Clerk: Fo nintey nine.
Me: What?
Clerk: Fo nintey nine.
Me: But this is a 99 cents store!
Clerk: The xtra large shirts fo nintey nine.
Me: Why is five dollars? This is a 99 cents store!
Clerk: Not fye dolla is fo nindy nine!
Me: Why are you selling this at a nintey nine cents store if it's four dollars?
Other Clerk: You want for dolla? *picks up random things like insence, lighters etc.* This dolla, this dolla..
Me: No, I want this shirt and I want it for a dollar! this is a dollar store!
Clerk: too bad. its fo nindy nine
Me: Fucking communists *walks out*
Bazooka Tooth Reviewed by Bazooka Tooth on . My friend and I have bad experiences with asian clerks.. I love quoting stupid funny things. My friend and I always seem to have trouble with asian clerks while buying munchees. He'res a few quotes (See if you can add your own): *At QFC* Check lady: Paypa o plastic? Me: Ok. Check Lady: *Wierd look* Friend: *dies* Check Lady: You want paypa plastic?? Me: What? Rating: 5