"Scary" Story following by Urine Storage Questions

[Gothen]

Okay, so Monday I went in and had a piss test for my probation. But, this is now my fall break so I have to go back in Thursday and Friday to meet my probation officer so I can get details as to what I'll be doing for my community service (basically going the courthouse and cleaning and stuff).

Anyway, last night a friend of mine told me that he heard that I had to get retested because they heard I had used someone else's piss to pass. I told a friend of mine, and that fucking friend apparently told her mom. She said her mom laughed and said she thought it was funny.

Anyway, last night he tells me this and he's like, 'I swear to God, dude, I heard that." I asked him who he heard it from, and he said that he heard it from another friend of mine, who was with us. I asked him, and he said he couldn't remember. He had snorted a three blue Xanex and a Klonopin, so he's been fucked up all day. When I asked the other kid about 2 minutes later, he said that he was just joking around, and that he swears to God it was just a joke, just trying to fuck with me.

Anyway, I got my person to piss for me again today. Would you guys be freaked out? I talked to all my friends, and about 20,000 other people and they said they wouldn't worry. I mean, how would the courts find out about it? So, my question is....

How long does piss stay okay if you refrigerate it and / or freeze it? I know that after 8 hours or so of staying out of a freezer or whatever, piss starts growing mold and stuff. But, does piss stay fresh if you put it in the fridge? Becuase, right now, that would be the best option because tomorrow I have to be AT the court house at 7:30, which doesn't leave me much time to unthaw it and get it warm enough to almost body temp, then put it between my balls and my leg. And, should I have to use it, I'll have to keep it with me and stuff, so I'm going to cup it between my leg and balls.

So,

A)Do you guys think I'm freaking out?

B) How long does piss stay "fresh" (useable) if you put it in the fridge?

C) Would it be better to put it in the freezer, and just unthaw it by putting it in boiling hot water, or what?? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?!?

Please, I need help badly.

Gothen Reviewed by Gothen on 10-19-2005. "Scary" Story following by Urine Storage Questions Okay, so Monday I went in and had a piss test for my probation. But, this is now my fall break so I have to go back in Thursday and Friday to meet my probation officer so I can get details as to what I'll be doing for my community service (basically going the courthouse and cleaning and stuff). Anyway, last night a friend of mine told me that he heard that I had to get retested because they heard I had used someone else's piss to pass. I told a friend of mine, and that fucking friend Rating: 5

[420purplehaze420]

man i wish i knew the answers to your questions but im to baked to try and figure it out so theres only one thing to do....make a run for the boarder and start your life over in mexico

[Gothen]

Bump, as i sorta need answers by tonight. =)

[Up In Smoke 420]

My dad has piss in the freezer it has been in there for like months.

[rastabill89]

does your freezer smell like piss?

[Up In Smoke 420]

Nope

[nickx760]

wait, why are u smoking if your on probation?

thats pretty fucking stupid

[Omni05]

dide!!! piss-cicles! gross!

get your guy to piss for you tomorrow!

[Gothen]

See, I right now have it in the fridge. Apparently, a sample of urine can stay good in the fridge for 48 days, and in the freezer it can stay fresh indefinitely. So, tomorrow, I'm gonna take it out of the fridge and put it in a hot cup of coffee to get it nice and warm, then cup it between my balls and my leg. =)

I can't get my guy to piss for me tomorrow because I have to go in at 7:30 in the morning. Its my community service. I'll be cleaning shit about around the courthouse. I would have gotten him to piss for me, but I can't because, well, ya know. Anyway, so, I have it in my fridge, and tomorrow I'm gonna wake up about 6:30 and start drinking 5-6 glasses of water and piss 2-3 times before I go in. I have to go in at 7:30 so I hope I can piss 2-3 times in that about of time.

Think I can, or should I just wake up earlier??