yea i get u m8

you can either:

go out to a club / pub / w.e chat up some bird take her back to urs and live happily ever after

OR

get ur self out up on the town, get chattin to some lady, get her drunk take her back to urs and pimp that shit RECORD it, sell it on ebay and change your doornumber as she leaves (is shes a munter).