haha i hear you on the chinese people. We went t our chippy once stoned and all the staff are chineseor something. It went like this

Me : Hey ill have small chips please
Dude : Small chip, saw finger
Me : What
Dude : Saw finger
Me : what?
dude : You wan' saw finger?
me : Uh yeah...sure

turned out he was trying to say salt and vinegar
Kid Dynamite Reviewed by Kid Dynamite on . Laughing stoned around authority figures. Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole Rating: 5