haha i hear you on the chinese people. We went t our chippy once stoned and all the staff are chineseor something. It went like this

Me : Hey ill have small chips please
Dude : Small chip, saw finger
Me : What
Dude : Saw finger
Me : what?
dude : You wan' saw finger?
me : Uh yeah...sure

turned out he was trying to say salt and vinegar