Laughing stoned around authority figures.

[Joel]

Forgot to add to my story.

When ever you get the pizza it has a slip with your name on it for takeout, on that slip sayed 'Stoned Guys'. Man I fucking died laughing in the car on the way over across the street to the next parking lot to munch the pizza.

Joel Reviewed by Joel on 10-28-2005. Laughing stoned around authority figures. Ok, we have this day in the beginning of every school year where the security guards and school principals/ass. prinsipals go around to each class and read off the rules. Normally it would be really boring but last year, I was a freshman and stoned. Our head security gaurd is really popular, because shes a bitch but shes hella funny. "Rose" is this short fuckin 5'2'' italian lady and she has this retarted speech impediment. So last year, me and my buddy smoked before class A LOT. The whole Rating: 5

[hydro smoka]

Me and my friend were just sitting in class stoned laughing when everyone else was like silent at this boy who just looked like an idiot, he had a bowl haircut and shit. lol

[Doobie Snax]

I tried to order a pizza on the phone and i couldnt carry on with the conversation, i had to hand it to my mate who was also laffin but not as bad, and he told the guy down the fone to 'hurry the fuck up please cuz we have the munchies' lol.

[Bazooka Tooth]

Bazooka Tooth


DO YOU LIVE IN FOLSOM.

Nope, Seattle.

[dark0ne]

i can't order chineese food high, usualy thier accents are so silly i can't keep it together. well i had smoked some realy good hydro and wanted some lowmane, so i called up the local takeout. this guy answers and i keep it together untill i asked him what kind of soda he had, he said "we hava cola, anda cola," i died, lossed it, dropped the phone, i laughed so hard my face turned red. they brought me coke.

[Kid Dynamite]

haha i hear you on the chinese people. We went t our chippy once stoned and all the staff are chineseor something. It went like this

Me : Hey ill have small chips please
Dude : Small chip, saw finger
Me : What
Dude : Saw finger
Me : what?
dude : You wan' saw finger?
me : Uh yeah...sure

turned out he was trying to say salt and vinegar

[Fengzi]

Once me and some friends smoked a joint on the gondola ride at Disneyworld. Afterwards we went to buy some food and when we got to the cashier we started laughing so hard we couldn't talk and just left. For the next hour or so we just wandered around trying to avoid other people, very hard to do at Disneyworld, because anytime we looked at anyone we busted up laughing.