Thats so premature and gay.Stink bombs? Egg her house? Fork her yard? I can't even explain how fucking lame that is.You need to fucking kick her in the ovaries and cause some permenant damage.Or on a more realistic note fucking soak a rag in gas and put it in the gas tank and set that shit on fire.Haha nah just kidding.What you should do though is find a nice solid clear spot on the house..get some toilet paper,gasoline, and a shovel.Soak the TP in the gasoline put it on the shovel light that shit on fire and torpeedo it at the house.Cause when that shit puts itself out (hopefully not catching the house on fire) its HARD as FUCK to get off.Or cut open a tennis ball and fill it up with strike anywhere match heads seal it with duct tape and throw that shit at her when she leaves the house....and laugh .