sabotage

[crashdamage]

Step one: Don't do any of the really stupid revenge things that people wrote here. Read them, enjoy the fantasy in your mind of actually doing them, then get over it.
Step Two. Learn from your mistakes. Dont repeat them. Instead, make new ones so you can learn from them, as well.
Step three. There is no step three.

crashdamage Reviewed by crashdamage on 10-19-2005. sabotage GOD FUCK THAT LITTLE CUNT! i went to my friends house cuz he said his parents laughed at him when he told them he smoked. so he was like dude come over and bring ur stash, my parents are cool with me smokin. so im like fuck yea, and bring over like 1/4 of alaskin kush, my personal chron weed that i would kill for. only smoke it on very special occasions. so i get there, he whips out a brand new bong and some pipes. his brother, hsi brothers gf, and her friend all coem in and we start tokin up. Rating: 5

[lateralus]

Step one: Don't do any of the really stupid revenge things that people wrote here. Read them, enjoy the fantasy in your mind of actually doing them, then get over it.
Step Two. Learn from your mistakes. Dont repeat them. Instead, make new ones so you can learn from them, as well.
Step three. There is no step three.

Sounds good to me. And don't forget that your friend lives there. It's not his fault. Your mom could've done the same thing. How would you feel if your house got all fucked up and it was your friend behind it all along? Would you feel like you deserved it? You're going to end up burning your bridges when you could've risen above the drama. Don't act like a kid.

[Nochowderforyou]

Or you can handle it like an adult and not get yourself into more trouble.

You must be joking? It's like a fuckin twinkie convention in here. You're all fuckin lame as shit. Stink bombs in the mailbox, egging their house? Get real, you're a pussy. You let her take your weed and now you want to go and get revenge afterwards? Oh wait, you probably didn't want her to call your mommy and daddy so you won't get grounded

Not to mention all of the other suggestions here. Ya, you're all cool okay Now go play with your friends and be home by 9, it's a school night.

I'd like to run into anyone who salted my lawn. I'd beat them down so fuckin hard, despite how many friends, stink bombs, salt and shit you can produce.

[lateralus]

Are you applauding my post or criticizing it? I was telling him not to do anything.

[slipknotpsycho]

he's applauding it....and in my defense i'd never do the stuff i put...cuz like i said...not doing damage isn't my way (i don't really seek revenge anymore anyways...i just let fate and karma handle it) i was just trying to answer his question....

[Fan o KmK]

nochowderforyou youve been a fucking dick in the last like 3 threads, shut the fuck up and go smoke some weed.

[hothippygirl]

Well, shit happens. I've lost my stash to a friend's jealous parents. There will be more weed to come. If you want a little payback you dont have to "destroy" anything. Here is a personal favorite of mine; Get back into the house (dont break in), go to the head and take a shit, but instead of shitting in the bowl you shit in the tank and leave it there. Its called the "upper-deck" and works great.

[lateralus]

Damn, woman. I'll be sure not to make you mad.

[Fan o KmK]

^^ haha! yea thats an awesome idea.

[tylerkane]

or just put a live cat in her car with the winders cracked opeand a wee bit so the cat can breath and give that cat lots of water a milk and shit like that, (do that after u hot box her car

whats up with you and fucking with animals? :S

anyways, a word of advice, never bring more then you are going to need