Perfect Stoner Job

[Whos Carl]

" If you choose a job you love then you will never do a days work in your life".

[drgreenthumb1238]

Now you're making the job even better, only prob is I'd have to smoke lotsa skunk after a pill. Must admit I have got a lil belly due to my overindulgence in munchies lol, I used to be able to do 300 sit ups in a row!

[Whos Carl]

Now you're making the job even better, only prob is I'd have to smoke lotsa skunk after a pill. Must admit I have got a lil belly due to my overindulgence in munchies lol, I used to be able to do 300 sit ups in a row!

Porky hahaha only joking. Is wanker classified as a job or a hobby?

[drgreenthumb1238]

Cheeky sod, I only weigh 9 1/2 stone lol!Depends if ya get paid for wanking lol!

[Whos Carl]

9 1/2 stone and a bit of a belly how? You small?

[ShamanicHippy]

^^yeah cept it would suck when it was hot/hella cold/mega windy ^^

my perfect stoner job......hmmmm this is a toughie. a telemarketer.
"hello"
"hello I am with SBC commu'intense giggleing'nications. and i was, oh shit i just cant do this man"
I love talking to people when im stoned and i love getting called by telemarketers and talking to them when im high. so i think that would probably the best

[ShamanicHippy]

Oh MY GOD ok well in the time that it took me to write my last reply (the ^^ was to the guy who wanted to be a window washer.) like a million people posted. i feel like a dumbass cuz it took me like an hour to write that.

[drgreenthumb1238]

Yeah I'm only 5ft4 its only a lil bit of a belly lol!

[Caruso329]

When weed is legalized it will be OFFICIAL MARIJUANA TESTER!

[robert42]

it u mean I

say sorry