Awww, i'm sowwy if I was a wickle bit mean too you, Fwee Sheets to da Wind. I only want us to be bestest fwends.

Dude, I have no idea what you're fucking talking about. I mean, I understand the words that you're typing but I don't understand what those words mean, or what relevance they have to fucking anything imparticular. If you could fucking, you know, clear that up it would be just scrumptious.