Okay, imagine the layout. Me sitting on my back lawn under some overhanging evergreen branches, bubbler in hand with a newly packed bowl of KB, already 2 bowls into this private session of mine. Water bottle on the left, lighter on the right. I've gone through the steps in my head a couple times now, just to make sure I've got it right: Light, suck, release the carb, hold, exhale... or is it suck then light? Wait-- okay. I ready myself for the experience, get in the right head zone, and then I take the plunge. Just like I had practiced in my head, and with the radiant confidence of a battlefield commander in his element, I grab the water bottle, douse the bowl, and suck for all I'm worth-- aww, shit!