ummm one time my friend was like "call john"
"what.....does.......that......mean?"
"call him"
"how?' (hands me the phone)
I just stared at the phone and i could just not understand how to use it or what i was supposed to do with it. I just stared at it for like half an hour while my friend just sat there staring at me the whole time. then 30 min later when we had both been in the room the whole time he goes
"did you call him"
"dude, you have been in here the whole time. you know i havent"
"oh yeah man"