Good burnout experiences that make your sides split...Have any??

[UpInSmoke]

I just wanted to hear some good burnout experiences to give me a good laugh. Here's mine...
I went over to a friends house the other night and my friend Tiff was playing a game on my laptop. It's called TextTwist, for those of you that are not familiar with it, the game gives you a limited amount of letters and a bunch of boxes that you have to fill with words that are made up of those letters, anywho... I see her type in N-I-N-E. And here's where my burntoutism kicks in..I said, "Nine...wtf is nine?!?! OOOhhhh tha number...right.." They haven't been able to let me live it down since..
I know I've had waaay more than just one burnout experience but I can't recall any at tha moment. Type in one of yours and maybe it'll remind me of one of mine.
Peace

UpInSmoke Reviewed by UpInSmoke on 10-18-2005. Good burnout experiences that make your sides split...Have any?? I just wanted to hear some good burnout experiences to give me a good laugh. Here's mine... I went over to a friends house the other night and my friend Tiff was playing a game on my laptop. It's called TextTwist, for those of you that are not familiar with it, the game gives you a limited amount of letters and a bunch of boxes that you have to fill with words that are made up of those letters, anywho... I see her type in N-I-N-E. And here's where my burntoutism kicks in..I said, Rating: 5

[rysk8er420]

I just remember once, pretty recently asking who had the bowl, when i was the one holding it. A very stoner moment.

[Ratmbmx10]

Alright me and a few friends took my rowboat on a creek behind my house. About 100 yards up there's a bridge that isn't busy but at least one or two cars go across it about each half hour. Anyway we kept going upstream until we found this cool as cove that we beached on to smoke some. We had quite a few bowls and we were all ripped as hell at this point. We decided to go back down stream and I was the one rowing. Well I dunno if any of you have ever tried to row when your stoned, but take it from me it's really difficult So about 30 yards from the bridge I decide to get out and push since the waters really shallow. So I start pushing the boat really fast yelling "EXTREME!" really loud and everyone in the boat is laughing their asses off. I end up pushing the boat in circles for like 3 minutes while we're all laughing our asses off, and not just a chuckle but a loud ass laugh. Keep in mind every car that passes that bridge can see us going in circles laughing. It was pretty funny, and somehow everyone at school the next day heard about it.

[benny123]

Once i was playing paintball, it was kinda dark and i was high as hell. There was this wire fence that was lower than waist height so i tried to jump it but my foot got caught in it and i fell over the other side it was fucked up.

[wutang123456]

one time my freind lit an m-80 and ran off as fast as he could. He ran in the wrong direction, hit a fence and bruised a rib. It was a very dificult process explaining it to the people at our local health clinic what he had done, and i couldn't say it with out laughing. To make a long story short, they all knew we were blitzed

[Bazooka Tooth]

I was reading a book one time (not high) and it came to the word "nothing" which was seperated between the lines so it was like "No-
thing"
I showed the book to my friend sitting next to me and I said "Dude, what the hell is "Naw-thing?""


One time I was playing Red faction with my friend and I was asking him where to get the shields. a couple minutes later he finds one and says "Hey, you see that shield?"
"yeah."
"it's a shield"

One time my friend was playing spider-man and he asked my other friend "Nick, how do I get on that ledge?"
"You can't"
"How?"

One more, although I wasn't there, and weed wasn't involved, but it bears repeating.
Friend (rapper/MC): What inspired you to start rapping
Kid(Freshman):Uh.. I don't know. Mike Jones?
Friend: NO!
~Kid turns around, conversation ended~

[Bazooka Tooth]

Oh yeah, and this one:

(In Biology class)
Guy1: Dude, what the hell is the coefficient?
Guy2: What the hell is biology?

[ShamanicHippy]

ummm one time my friend was like "call john"
"what.....does.......that......mean?"
"call him"
"how?' (hands me the phone)
I just stared at the phone and i could just not understand how to use it or what i was supposed to do with it. I just stared at it for like half an hour while my friend just sat there staring at me the whole time. then 30 min later when we had both been in the room the whole time he goes
"did you call him"
"dude, you have been in here the whole time. you know i havent"
"oh yeah man"

[ShamanicHippy]

oh yeah i forgot. my friend was like
"dude tell your brother to stop looking at me funny. its creepy"
"dude my brother is in michigan"
"oh.... right... thats ur cat"

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

*dies of laughter*

Once when I was at my friend's house, my friend wanted to smoke a joint but I had been clean for a couple months and didn't wanna fuck it up, so i just told him to go. Anyway, he goes in his room for a few minutes with a joint and says "Dude, where's my fucking incense?" with the joint in his hand. Then i grabbed the joint, set it down next to the incense burner looking for his incense. I found a stick on the floor, so I set it right next to the joint that was next to the incense burner. I told my friend to have fun, then I let him be. Well a minute or so later i hear him coughing and wheezing and I run in to see what happened. That burnout mixed up the Joint and the Incense, lit the joint and put it in the burner, then taken a hit of incense! HAHA