I was reading a book one time (not high) and it came to the word "nothing" which was seperated between the lines so it was like "No-
thing"
I showed the book to my friend sitting next to me and I said "Dude, what the hell is "Naw-thing?""


One time I was playing Red faction with my friend and I was asking him where to get the shields. a couple minutes later he finds one and says "Hey, you see that shield?"
"yeah."
"it's a shield"

One time my friend was playing spider-man and he asked my other friend "Nick, how do I get on that ledge?"
"You can't"
"How?"

One more, although I wasn't there, and weed wasn't involved, but it bears repeating.
Friend (rapper/MC): What inspired you to start rapping
Kid(Freshman):Uh.. I don't know. Mike Jones?
Friend: NO!
~Kid turns around, conversation ended~