Jesus Tapdancing Christ! What a bunch of assholes we got on here!

Anyway, yeah, sounds like a blast. My friend used to have a shitload of painkillers. They were weak, so we just took a bunch! It was great. Absolutely no mental high at all, just a body that refused to cooperate. Good times.

Oh, and remember to bite yourself. It's fun as shit when it doesn't hurt.