mailbox baseballs the shit. You dont need a convertible, just go slow, roll down the window, and blast that fucking mailbox off the post. one time we had to tear one off, then we dragged it all the way down the street. I dropped my phone in one dudes yard, and the cops were at my door with it the next morning asking questions. He said he had 17 other complaints. Hole time i had an 1/8 in my pocket. i was scared as fuck.

Thats way too long a story! dont pick up if she calls!